ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
my favorite post on tumblr ever
I want this !!!!!!
(Source: kittypurrell)
i’m just going to pretend i didn’t post that other one
(Source: praises)
I’ve made these, but they were cream cheese swirled
Someone should make these for me…ijs
loving my dashboard today
I forgot about this omg
avoids getting in the shower
avoids getting in the shower
avoids getting in the shower
avoids getting in the shower
gets in the shower
i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Oreo City